You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Why the TBS 24-hour marathon of A Christmas Story could be construed as a near occasion of sin:

Bittyman's favorite phrase is now, "I double dog dare ya!"
Bittyman can not eat mashed potatoes without making piggy noises.
And of course, Bittyman now wants an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.

All of which are driving Diva Mom over the edge and farther into the container of Christmas Crack.

(Thanks, Grandmai, for the better post title!)