Get to Know Bitty Man

You know those annoying 'Questions' e-mails you get forwarded to you every few weeks? Well here's Bitty's answers:

1) What time is it? Huh? Clock! (4:50 pm)
2) Name as it appears on birth certificate: (No way, Jose. Too many internet freaks lurking.)
3) Nickname : Bitty! (Also Sweetie, Little Prince and when Mommy's mad, 'HEY! GET OVER HERE!')
4) Piercing: No skissors. Only Mamma Daddy do dit.
5) Eye color: Eyes... Blue!
6) Place of birth: (See #2)
7) Favorite food: Noo-nools (Noodles), Oat-eal (Apple oatmeal), Olive, Egg salad... yummy yummy! WIGGLES!
8) Ever been to Africa: Huh?
9) Ever been toilet papering: Yess... Mamma room! (When the bathoom door was left open.)
10) Love someone so much it made you cry: Cry. Sad.
11) Been in a car accident: No driving... bad... only Mamma Daddy do dit. (Lesson learned Monday night after he crawled into the front seat of the car and inserted the correct key in the ignition while Mommy was busy unloading groceries!)
12) Croutons or bacon bits: Num-Nums! (M&M's)
13) Favorite day of the week: Huh?
14) Favorite restaurant: Huh? (iHop and Chevy's)
15) Favorite flower: Flowers. No touch. Only Mamma Daddy do dit. (The arrangement on the table.)
16) Favorite sport to watch: Big boys baskeetball. FOOTBALL! PACHERS!
17) Favorite drink: Daddy SODA! (Diet Sprite)
18) Favorite ice cream: Ice ceem! (Rice Dream Vanilla or Sugar-free Fruit popsicles.)
19) Disney or Warner Bros: Huh? Wiggles! Elmo! Blue!
20) Favorite fast food restaurant: Elmo Cookie! (Ms. Field's Cookies)
21) What color is your bedroom carpet: Brown
22) Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: Computer... typing... Elmo keyboard... mouse... no touch!
23) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Store! (Toys R Us)
24) What you do most often when you are bored: Trains, play po-cher (poker), book (reading)
25) Bed time: Bed. Sleepy. No! No bed! (10:30 pm)
26) Favorite TV shows: Wiggles, Blue, Singing (American Idol)
27) Last person you went out to dinner with: Mamma Daddy!
28) What are you listening to right now: Birdies... chirp-chirp!
29) What is your favorite color: Blue!
30) Lake, river or ocean: Water? Bath! Wash hands!
31) How many tattoos do you have: Huh? (Does a Gymboree hand stamp count?)
32) Have you ever run out of gas: Gas? Driving! Car! Nooo driving. (Every day around 3:00 pm and 10:30 pm.)
33) Time you finished this e-mail: Clock? (4:59 pm.)

Poor little guy. I didn't realize how much of his life is 'No! Only Mommy and Daddy do it!'