Thursday, May 12, 2005

Bragging Post

(Not like I don't do enough bragging already -- but if you're reading this, I can only assume you don't mind the bragging... or you accidentally surfed upon this site when you Googled 'Shark Reef' and won't be staying long anyway.)


  • Count to 15
  • Sing the entire alphabet song (OK, so he sings, 'H, I, J, K, L, doh-doh-doh, P' but he's got the rest including the 'Now I know my A, B, C's' part.)
  • Correctly identify the colors blue, red, purple, brown, black, white, green, yellow, orange and as of today, silver
  • Make the sign of the cross and say the Hail Mary (give or take a phrase or two)
  • Turn on the TV/VCR, open a tape case (Nemo is his current favorite), put the tape in the VCR and push PLAY
  • Repeat EVERYTHING you say -- even when you don't think he's listening
  • Point his fingers and do the twist, along with various other Wiggles, Blues Clues and Backyardigans choreography
  • Name every animal in his Big Book of Animals and remind you if you accidentally skip a page
  • Identify the following instruments: piano, drums, saxophone, trumpet, guitar and violin -- and mimic playing each one
  • Fit into her pre-pregnancy jeans
  • Make (and sell) a Mother's bracelet
  • Sing the entire Wiggles soundtrack
  • Program Tivo
  • Fix a delicious batch of crock-pot chili
  • Earn $1000/year selling on eBay
  • Create and moderate a Mommy message board
  • Nurse while walking
  • Proudly admit to co-sleeping for 18 months
  • Watch a Hallmark commercial without crying
  • When asked, "What do you do?" reply, "I'm a stay-at-home Mom" without qualifying my answer with, "But I used to... "

I'll add more as they come to me.

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